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in 9th grade i was getting picked on in class and this girl was like “fuck you guys leave him alone” and called me over to her seat and I was like “thx lol” and she was like “I have something special to show you don’t tell the teacher” and I said “ok” and she pulled a guinea pig out of her purse 

I have a rule where if something makes me truly lol, it gets an instant reblog







Look at the details! The dog bowl says ‘Loki’, and the license plate is “ASG4RD” or Asgard.

It’s cut off in the gif, but the mom’s coffee cup has a Stark label on it.

I still declare that the best part of this is that she’s a little girl cosplaying Thor. :3


I agree with the headcanon that Thor was just casually flying past at the time and saw this little girl and thought, “This young maiden wishes to emulate her hero. I SHALL ASSIST HER!” and then makes lighting shoot out of her hammer so that the car explodes and flies off with the biggest grin on his face.

(Source: destinedtobeunworthy)

The fact that hamsters are like the fucking cutest things ever on the outside and yet they are inherently bitey and mean is like the main reason I have trust issues. I try to love the littles balls of fluff and they just want to murder my finger skin.

However, my little cousin (not her hamster btw, it belongs to the Google machine cuz I don’t have a pic of hers but it looks like this) is the hamster whisperer. She literally gave zero shits if her hamster bit her and would just tell it no and now it’s the tamest little fucker around. My 8 year old cousin is the biggest badass I know, willing to endure many bites from the tiny fluff devils just so she can eventually dress it up and stuff.

And I’m sorry I just worked an overnight and remembered that I really wanted to share this.

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